FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 08, 2005

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Paige: Mom, do you have any $2 bills? Andy: I might have a few stashed away somewhere, why? Paige: I was reading on the web how some guy in Maryland tried to use them at Best Buy. The cashier didn't believe they were real, so the store called the cops and had him hauled off in handcuffs. He had to sit shackled in the police station like a criminal until the secret service came and cleared him. Andy: How awful! Paige: Jason wants to get a new video game, so I thought he should go to Best Buy and use $2 bills. Andy: As a sign of protest? Paige: No, no, I just want him to get arrested. Andy: My hair is going gray fast enough, Paige.