FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 01, 2005
Jason: Why do you have pictures of swimsuit models all over your walls? Peter: I use them as motivation to do my homework. If I do well in high school, I'll get into a good college, then get a good job, make tons of money, and women like this will be throwing themselves at me. Jason: I thought swimsuit models always went for rock stars. Peter: Well, some do, sure. But I'd get the smart ones. Jason: I thought those went for cartoonists. Peter: Look, will you stop raining on my fantasy?!