FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 19, 2005
Andy: So, how come you're a were-iguana when there's not a full moon? Jason: That's only for were-mammals. Were-iguanas are cold-blooded and instead come out when there's a full sun. Andy: Which basically means every day. Jason: Barring an eclipse. It's a pretty serious curse. Andy: For you, or for the rest of us? Jason: For the rest of you. I'm totally psyched.