FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 17, 2004
Peter: What are you doing? Jason: Trying to figure out Santa's I.P. address. If I can hack into his computer system, I can modify his naughty/nice database and put my name at the top of the "good kid" list. Peter: What if he keeps his list longhand? Jason: Santa? A technophobe? Come on. He's fat and he has a beard. Peter: OK, good point.
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