FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 18, 2002

Transcript:

Peter: I am Petysseus. Who are you? Paige: I'm a siren. Beware my song. Men who hear it crash their boats into the rocks and perish. Peter: What song do you sing? Paige: It's sort of a Backstreet Boys, 'nSYNC and 98 Degrees medley. Peter: Head for those rocks, men! Ramming speed! Paige: Wait! I haven't even turned on the karaoke!