FoxTrot by Bill Amend for June 24, 2001
Jason: You know What they call a 0,1134-kilogrammer with cheese in Paris, Texas? Marcus: They don't call it a 0,1134-kilogrammer with cheese? Jason: No, man, they don't use the metric system, they wouldn't know what the heck a 0,1134-kilogrammer is. Marcus: Then what do they call it? Jason: They call it a quarter-pounder with cheese. Marcus: Quarter-pounder with cheese... Paige: I told you renting "Pulp Fiction" last night was a very bad idea. Marcus: Mind if we get medieval on your grass?