FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 01, 2001

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Woman: It was like heaven with you, Fox. Now go there. Roger: Not tonight, my dear. You have a headache. Scientist: But even if you locate the space station, how will you board it? Roger: I wrote the books on the subject, remember? I heard retching. Are you at the part where he gets tortured? Andy: Oh, he gets tortured too? Like near-regular clockwork, the Fox finds himself double-crossed by his latest conquest! However, with the cat-like agility his name would imply, if foxes were cats...naturally, our hero knows all about foxes and cats and other animals given his Ph.D.s in zoology and six dozen other disciplines.