FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 16, 1999
Andy/Mrs. Grinch: This gift list is too long! How can you kids be so materialistic?! Buy me this! Buy me that! I don't want a toy. I want world peace. Santa: Freak. How did the woman get so tight-fisted? Her concept of Christmas so thoroughly twisted? In Kidville it's thought, in Kidville they say......that Mrs. Grinch must have just been born this way.