FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 08, 1999

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Coach: Fox, I've tried you on offense, I've tried you on defense...And I've come to a definite conclusion as to where I want you to play. Peter: Quarterback?? Nose tackle?? Where? Where? Where? Coach: For the opposing team. Peter: Ha ha. No, seriously. Is it linebacker? Grrrrr...