FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 14, 1999
Peter: Dad, this came in the mail for you. Roger: Oh? Ooo - it's from the Willy Millions foundation! It must be a note telling me my comprehensive home-study course in wealth accumulation is on its way! Well, this is rather disappointing. Peter: Your shipment's been delayed? Roger: This, um, is the shipment.