FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 28, 1998
Roger: And that constellation, son, is called Cassiopeia. Jason: Actually, that's Gemini. Roger: And that star over there is the North Star, Polaris. Jason: Actually, that's Deneb. Roger: And that, if I'm not mistaken, is none other than the planet Jupiter. Jason: Um, actually, you are mistaken. Roger: Humor me, Jason. Jason: I always forget - what's that big crater-pocked orb up there?