FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 13, 1997
Teacher: Guys, we need to talk about the way you ran today's film. Jason: Did you like the surround sound, Miss O'Malley? We did that all ourselves. Teacher: Like it? Boys, it's one thing if you're screening "Star Wars" in a big theater, it's quite another if you're watching a film about the history of grain in a school classroom! Having several dozen loudspeakers blasting the soundtrack was entirely inappropriate! Although, I must give you credit. I've never seen the class more alert. Jason: We did tone it down some after the third window shattered.