FoxTrot by Bill Amend for August 21, 1997
Tamagrouchy: What's a Tamagrouchy have to do to get a drink in this joint?! Paige: Ok, ok, just let me figure out how to do this. Tamagrouchy: Good lord. Do I have to explain everything? You press buttons A and C together, then hold button B for three seconds, then tap button C twice, then press button A, then button C, then button B, then repeat it all backward. Mind you, that's for one glass of water. I want six dozen. Har (blub) har (blub)... Paige: Let me know when you've finished with that one.