FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 31, 1997
Peter: So what would happen to Darth Jason at the end of "Return of the Jedi"? Jason: He'd sneak off the new Death Star just before the rebels blow it up. The current ending is just too darn happy. My version would leave moviegoers chilled with the knowledge that this new arch-villain is lurking somewhere out there, ready to resurface when the sequels eventually get made. Peter: So how would he escape? Jason: My idea is to make him a master of disguise. C-3PO: They did it, R2! Darth Jason/R2-D2: Lucky shot. I mean, bleep bloop.