FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 26, 1996

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Peter: Hey, Paige, you were pretty studly tonight. Paige: I guess I was, wasn't I? Peter: You got rid of those party crashers like it was no big deal. I mean, I was scared to death! Paige: I dunno, I suppose I've just had a lot of practice dealing with jerks. Peter: It's so funny. I mean, I didn't even want you and your dorky friends at my party tonight, and yet, if you hadn't been there, that guy might have punched me. So, um, who are these jerks you're used to dealing with? Paige: It's really just this one jerk, mostly.