FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 22, 1996
Andy: Peter, you drank this whole pot of coffee?! Peter: I need the caffeine for this morning's math test. I have to get my brain cells whirring like a supercomputer, otherwise I'm a goner. This test is supposed to be near-impossible. I figure after eight cups I'm bound to be one lightning-fast computation machine. If the boys' bathroom is 150 feet away and I run at a rate of 20 feet per second... Teacher: Mr. Fox, is there a reason you keep squirming?