FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 01, 1996
Paige: High school's incredible, Nicole. Everyone seems so grown up. Student: Hey, guys - let's spit on the freshmen! Paige: I mean, that one boy has chest hair! It's so weird being in a different school. A zillion faces we don't recognize... Classes we can't find... Teacher's we don't know. It's like we've entered some new foreign land. At least the cafeteria food is comfortably familiar. Nicole: Did I tell you I once had a nightmare about "noodles in gravy"?