FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 28, 1996
Jason: You want to link my pay to your grade?! Paige: I'm sorry, Jason, but you're not exactly the most trustworthy tutor. Half the time you give me math answers, they turn out to be jokes. This exam is too important for me to risk that. So here's what I'm willing to offer...if I get an "A" on this test, you get $10. If I get a "B", you get $5. A "C," $1. Anything else, you get squat. Agreed? Jason: I suppose in the spirit of "Mission: Impossible"... Paige: Man, this stuff in chapter one has me stumped.