FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 26, 1993
Paige: I've just spent six hours setting up three lousy characters. This game better be worth it. Jason: Oh, it is. This is the best dungeon I've created yet. Paige: Fine. Let's go. Jason: Ok, you are standing at the entrance to a cave. A sign reads, "welcome to Jason Caverns." What do you do? Paige: We enter the cave. Jason: Suddenly, there's an earthquake and the ceiling collapses! Your entire party is killed! Ha ha ha ha ha! Paige: Where's a real sword when you need one? Jason: Your bones will remain undiscovered for...(roll roll roll) 82 centuries!