FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 09, 1992
Andy: Peter, I understand that report cards were handed out today. Peter: Report cards? Who told you that? I mean, don't you think if I'd been given my grades I'd come straight home and tell you?! Mom, geez, what kind of sneaky son do you think I am?! Andy: Peter, that's about the most unconvincing load of garbage I've ever heard. Peter: Rats. Andy: Grill me. I'll show you how it's done. Peter: Was I smiling enough?