FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 27, 1991

Transcript:

Peter: Jason, c'mon- it was an accident! Jason: What do you mean?! You were whacking a baseball around in my bedroom! Peter: Look, I'm sorry. Honest. Jason: Sorry? All I can say, Peter, is that sometime in the next 12 hours I'm going to wreak my vengeance. And when I do, you'll know what "sorry" really means. Peter: Is that a fact?! Jason: Yes. Peter: Crap. Jason: Let the record show it is now 10:38 a.m.