FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 05, 1991
Andy: What do you mean it's not fair?! My editor invited me! Roger: Andy, I live for basketball! If anyone deserves this ticket, I do! Andy: Roger, I've never been to a basketball game before. Roger: Exactly. You won't be able to appreciate it! This is going to be one of the best home games of the year and you won't have even the slightest clue as to what's going on! You don't know the teams... You don't know the players... You don't know the strategies... You don't know the game! Andy: I know how to do "the wave..." Roger: Andy, there's a butcher knife on the counter. It'd be quicker.