FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 28, 1989
Roger: OK, you're all checked out. Peter's getting the car. Jason: Peter the jerk? Roger: Jason, he just spent the whole night with you in the hospital! Jason: He's a jerk. Roger: Jason, what happened was an accident. He said he was sorry. What more do you want? Jason: I want revenge. Roger: Jason, you can't take revenge on Peter- he apologized! Jason: I know. The jerk.