FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 08, 1989

Transcript:

Andy: Roger, you can tell me if you're having an affair. I'd rather you were honest with me. Roger: Andy, I'm not having an affair! Andy: You're probably calling from a motel room. Roger: I'm in my office! I'm at my desk in my office! Andy: Hmmph. Roger: Ok, listen- you know how my chair squeaks? Andy: Sounds like bed springs. Roger: FRED, GET IN HERE AND TALK TO MY WIFE! Fred: Not again