FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 29, 1989
Jason: What are you reading? Paige: "The Dictionary of Cultural Literacy" I'm sick and tired of feeling stupid. Did you know that Demosthenes was the greatest orator of Ancient Greece? Did you know that Albert Schweitzer won the Nobel peace prize? Did you know that Pyongyang is the capital of North Korea? Jason: Did you know you're sitting on Iguana Droppings? I guess you feel pretty stu- Paige: Don't say it.