Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for January 11, 2022
Transcript:
You know that guy in war movies who's seen too much? The soldier who's been in the shit so long that he barely remembers civilian life? The one who listens patiently to the new guy who's way too excited to go to war? That's me when I meet overly-enthusiastic parents to be It's gonna be so magical
alcorn 7 months ago
https://www.fowllanguagecomics.com/war-movie-bonus-panel/
SNVBD 7 months ago
it’s funny cause it’s true
Kirk Barnes Premium Member 7 months ago
“For your sake, I hope so…”
Olddog04 7 months ago
This comic would be hilarious, if it wasn’t so damned spot on accurate. I feel the same way when some idiot talks to me about getting married.
NELS BALWIT Premium Member 7 months ago
Kids are awesome! Kids are A**H***s. wonderful funny adorable. Then there is GLITTER all over the house! Where did they get the glitter? And that happened in the middle of the night. You learn to listen. There is good quiet and bad quiet. There is happy laughter and mischief laughter. Worth it in the end.
Michael Spony Premium Member 7 months ago
And then your kids have children and we are now grandparents. I call my grandchildren parents revenge.
rAtkinson 7 months ago
I love children. If you rub them with Garlic and Olive oil, and fry them in butter, they taste almost like shrimp.
Rick Smith Premium Member 7 months ago
War is hell
Stephen Gilberg 7 months ago
Cry havoc and let slip the ducks of war.
John Vavrek Premium Member 7 months ago
It’s a good life if you don’t weaken.