Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for February 27, 2020

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    allen@home  about 3 years ago

    The smell coming from under the door is a dead give away also.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 3 years ago

    It’s like I always say: Do you want the job done fast, or do you want it done right?

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    ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member about 3 years ago

    ‘Oh, sh!t.’

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    MoeJoe  about 3 years ago

    Time yourself!… In and out in less than two minutes!… Whether a number one or number two, You can always go back in five minutes to finish pooping.. As long as you stay within the two minute limit, you will avoid any unnecessary embarrassment! Lol

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    landyk  about 3 years ago

    Excuse me. Read the book “Everybody Poops”. You shouldn’t be embarrassed.

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    Zebrastripes  about 3 years ago

    Oy! What lurks in the minds of ER….ducks?

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    Enoi  about 3 years ago

    Or everybody thinks you’re catching up on your Twitter feed.

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    TravisTrimble  about 3 years ago

    luckily i have my own bathroom

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    gigagrouch  about 3 years ago

    i just assume that they’re doing a crossword puzzle or reading a good book…

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 3 years ago

    So what? It doesn’t make you seem unusual.

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 3 years ago

    Actually, my dad has a condition that makes him take about five minutes to pee.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I’ve newer cared about this.

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    russellc64  about 3 years ago

    When the need presents itself, I carry a packet of flushable wipes from my office. There is no doubt in anyone’s mind what my intentions are.

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    tinstar  about 3 years ago

    Ah, who gives a…. oh, wait…

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    heckma.ian26  about 3 years ago


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    heckma.ian26  about 3 years ago

    It’s the best book on the planet

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    The man behind the slaughter  almost 2 years ago

    Leave the sink running, it’ll help.

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