The horrible truth for self-conscious bathroom users
The first 0-2 minutes: People just assume you're peeing.
After 2 minutes: People know you're pooping.
Not in my house. After 2 minutes people assume you’ve got a good book.
Did they take the whole newspaper, or just the comics?
Is it going to be quick, or did they take their phone charger?
Hey, as I always say: “Do you want the job done fast, or do you want it done right?”
October 11, 2017