Nah – it is a trained flopper. Try outs for the EU soccer league to come.
Meh, just buy a new one, nobody can tell the difference anyway.
Jane’s not going to be happy about this Joe.
What perfect timing. :-s
Actually the classically shaped goldfish bowl is a very bad shape for the fish. There is less change of the air in the top of the bowl as opposed to a fish tank and the water does not contain as much oxygen, thus causing to fish to die off easily from oxygen deprivation.