John is such an innocent. He clearly believes his wife hit him accidentally trying to get the bug. Little does he know, but Elly never hits him accidentally.
There was one time when I was a kid when my family and I stayed the night in a crummy motel that actually provided bug spray in each room, along with the KJV Bible! Surprisingly, I slept like a log that night.
When I was a kid we visit my Grandma and she and I’d have to sleep on the sleeping porch. I learned to sleep with the covers over my head. Mosquitos and my Grandma snoring.
John should know (as long as he has been married) that there are some things you NEVER say to your wife—especially in bed where you are ‘mucho’ vulnerable ‘to attack’ ! ! ! !
When I was 18 I stayed at a motel with my family in Oklahoma. My parents in one room and my sister and myself in another. I shook the sheet out in the morning and there was a huge spider in the bed. I think that was the closest I ever came to having a heart attack and I’m 72 now.
Mosquitos (the females) will “bite” more than once, so he’s wrong about that. They are also not attracted to perfumes, hairspray, and such, so he’s wrong about that as well.
The_Great_Black President 2 months ago
In addition to staying at a fleabag motel; the Pattersons have to deal with mosquitoes. At least April stopped bouncing on the beds.
howtheduck 2 months ago
John is such an innocent. He clearly believes his wife hit him accidentally trying to get the bug. Little does he know, but Elly never hits him accidentally.
snsurone76 2 months ago
There was one time when I was a kid when my family and I stayed the night in a crummy motel that actually provided bug spray in each room, along with the KJV Bible! Surprisingly, I slept like a log that night.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 2 months ago
When I was a kid we visit my Grandma and she and I’d have to sleep on the sleeping porch. I learned to sleep with the covers over my head. Mosquitos and my Grandma snoring.
SWCarter 2 months ago
“Yes.”
Gizmo Cat 2 months ago
From Lynn’s Comments: Another actual conversation. The outcome was the same as well.
Enter.Name.Here 2 months ago
She got him. The mosquito got away though
grandvitara 2 months ago
Her. Males don’t sting.
bobpickett1 2 months ago
yes
markkahler52 2 months ago
Get who?
'IndyMan' 2 months ago
John should know (as long as he has been married) that there are some things you NEVER say to your wife—especially in bed where you are ‘mucho’ vulnerable ‘to attack’ ! ! ! !
BJDucer 2 months ago
Is this a wife’s typical response when confronted with the truth?
ctolson 2 months ago
No, but Elly is satisfied with the outcome.
Chris 2 months ago
serves him right. :j
grocks 2 months ago
Chuckle …
CrzyDyeman 2 months ago
Oh now she’s just being playful.
win.45mag 2 months ago
I love her face in the 3rd block from the end
kaystari Premium Member 2 months ago
Actually, all that perfume stuff will better protect her. Mosquitoes can smell the CO2 comming off our bodies, that attracts them.
moosemin 2 months ago
Panel 6: Ellie and Elizabeth make the same face when frustrated!
French Persons Premium Member 2 months ago
Domestic abuse.
tuliplover 2 months ago
John was more of a pest than that mosquito.
JPuzzleWhiz 2 months ago
“Get what?”
Larrycleve 2 months ago
When I was 18 I stayed at a motel with my family in Oklahoma. My parents in one room and my sister and myself in another. I shook the sheet out in the morning and there was a huge spider in the bed. I think that was the closest I ever came to having a heart attack and I’m 72 now.
kathleenhicks62 2 months ago
Two for the price of one!
viniragu 2 months ago
Lynn Johnston loves domestic abuse in her strip! Sister punching brother in the stomach when insulted, now this. How is this funny!!
Angry Indeed Premium Member 2 months ago
She got him, alright but not the mosquito who happens to be a female.
Doug K 2 months ago
One less annoying “thing” to bother her.
ScretWitch 2 months ago
Mosquitoes and no-seeums (sadly) love me. It’s the time of the year when my fragrance is Deep Woods Off.
sjsczurek 2 months ago
Did you get HER, actually.
Strawberry King 2 months ago
John: What’d I say?!
Thorby 2 months ago
Yeah; look at her eyes in P6 !
Cactus-Pete 2 months ago
Mosquitos (the females) will “bite” more than once, so he’s wrong about that. They are also not attracted to perfumes, hairspray, and such, so he’s wrong about that as well.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 2 months ago
shoo fly, don’t bother me…we say it even though flies don’t have ears…..
calliarcale 2 months ago
Oh yeah, she got him. :-) (The biting mosquitoes are all female…..)