For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for November 26, 2008
Teacher: If you don't have your painting shirt, Michael, perhaps there's an extra one. Does anyone have an extra shirt that Michael could borrow? Girl: I do! Teacher: Thank you, Deanna! Boy: You got a girl's shirt, man! It's got cooties! They're all over you - creepin' crawlin' cooties! Boy: Yeah! Mike: But... they're hers!!