F Minus by Tony Carrillo for March 03, 2021

And here’s a knife. Have you ever wondered what’s inside your drums?

And if that isn’t enough, we’ll get you a gag.

After 9 11, for a few months, every few days, could hear someone play a trumpet outside. playing a song in the morning. It was pretty cool.

Stuff it.

Too bad he’s not learning trombone, they could’ve all pitched in for a toilet plunger…

You’re going to put that in the trumpet, right?!?

Mitch needs to get a digital trumpet with headphones.

Nothing more soothing than an enthusiastic kid just starting band practice.

We pitched in and bought you a woodshed.

If only that worked on neighbors’ dogs too. 40 barks per minute, all day every day, gets pretty old.

Fortunately there is about 50 feet and two walls between my accordion and the neigbors

So grateful I live in the country. I still use headphones with my keyboard rig sometimes.

And try to learn another song.

…the other neighbors wanted to try a brick through the window but I reasoned with them…for now.

Great, can he use it on his neighbors too?