F Minus by Tony Carrillo for February 23, 2021

We are what we do, not what we say.

‘Do not attempt. Professional driver’

I feel I’m missing a reference here.

Hold on and pray!

Ain’t that the truth! Religion is something you for an hour a week and it has nothing to do with the rest of your waking hours (or at least judging from what experience has shown me),

Yes it does. You want yourself and others to go to heaven soon.

Not a religious reference, but when a teenager, we lived near a state border and we could identify vehicles from the other state by the way they drove before seeing their license plate.

Don’t like my driving? Go to hell!

What gets me is the very un-Christian behaviour in the parking lot, before and after services. I can almost hear God’s face-palm.

Caution, I drive just like you. (My personal favorite.)

Honk if you love cheeses.

“I brake for accidents!”

I have already lost my religion

My grown step-daughters were so concerned about “saving the planet”, they had to talk on the phone about it while cutting other people off in traffic in their SUVs.

Why are there red lights on front of the car?