What does Mastodon taste like?
If everything tastes like chicken why not just eat chicken?
I’ve got a cartoon I did years ago that shows two cavemen. One is holding a fried KFC type drumstick and looking at it suspiciously while a bunch of chickens are pecking the ground around his feet. The other caveman is standing with his hands on his hips, saying “Don’t look at me like that; all I asked was what does it taste like?”
Sure they will. It’ll mean it tastes like chicken — not that you would know what that means.
With their life expectancy back then, how does he know he will have kids?
In the near future: “Tastes like banana? What’s banana?”
Well, be careful not to hunt them to extinction, then. (One theory concerning their extinction).
Impossible Mammoth Burger
That’s because by then, they will have made mammoth strides in culinary practice.
November 07, 2013