he had me on “my wife’s phone number”
Amnesia or the worst pick up line ever.
Quo Vadimus? Down the digital rabbit hole!
Looser you are about to talk to nice policeman.
Sorry, I don’t carry one.
That is today’s world. Lose your phone, and you are truly lost.
Get out the pepper spray, lady.
What are you supposed to be doing? You idiot! I’m your wife and you are SUPPOSED to be LOOKING for your phone!
Sorry, I was hoping to locate my phone using yours.
Installing the Max Headroom app on his phone was probably not a good idea.
Just like Charles Grodin in “Taking Care Of Business.”
November 07, 2013