# F Minus by Tony Carrillo for June 23, 2018

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1. ##### Leroyabout 4 years ago

“Our math is tremendous. We have amazing math.”

2. ##### Nycknameabout 4 years ago

Well, an uncomfortable number of them do believe pi equals three.

3. ##### CaptainTeaFannyabout 4 years ago

According to the new math, 8 and 5 make 10.

4. ##### chris_weaverabout 4 years ago

At those very moments, it is suspected that somebody somewhere divided by zero.

5. ##### Superfrogabout 4 years ago

And then the auditors arrived.

6. ##### pcolliabout 4 years ago

Dear Leader has introduced New Mathematics…..

7. ##### Brass OrchidPremium Memberabout 4 years ago

Real experts would be amazed that two plus two equals four, which is the sort of amateurish answer given by the non-initiate.

8. ##### AlanMabout 4 years ago

Two plus two DOES equal five. But only for large values of two.

9. ##### HappyDog{㋡ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸ ᵈᵃʸ☂}Premium Memberabout 4 years ago

It’s like the speedometer in my BMW; it’s always wrong but in the right direction.

10. ##### William BednarPremium Memberabout 4 years ago

Is this a sort of a homage to Fyodor Dostoevsky?

11. ##### SusieBabout 4 years ago

Trump said it was so, and his supporters, of course, believed him.

12. ##### nosirromabout 4 years ago

It may have been that 2+2=5 for a few brief moments but 7 × 13 still equals 28

13. ##### Bruce1253about 4 years ago

2+2=4 because we say it does. We have built an internally consistent edifice based on that which seems to work. But it is based on unprovable assumptions. 2+2=Green could have also served as the foundation.

14. ##### Jest Phulinabout 4 years ago

2.4 + 2.4 = 4.8. round(2.4) + round(2.4) = round(4.8) → 2+2 = 5. What’s the problem? :)

15. ##### Bob.Premium Memberabout 4 years ago

Hey finance guy, what is 2 plus 2. Ans. What do you want it to be..

16. ##### banjinshijuabout 4 years ago

Liberals were trying to balance the budget and increase spending.