F Minus by Tony Carrillo for June 23, 2018

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    Leroy  about 4 years ago

    “Our math is tremendous. We have amazing math.”

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    Nyckname  about 4 years ago

    Well, an uncomfortable number of them do believe pi equals three.

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    CaptainTeaFanny  about 4 years ago

    According to the new math, 8 and 5 make 10.

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    chris_weaver  about 4 years ago

    At those very moments, it is suspected that somebody somewhere divided by zero.

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    Superfrog  about 4 years ago

    And then the auditors arrived.

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    pcolli  about 4 years ago

    Dear Leader has introduced New Mathematics…..

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Real experts would be amazed that two plus two equals four, which is the sort of amateurish answer given by the non-initiate.

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    AlanM  about 4 years ago

    Two plus two DOES equal five. But only for large values of two.

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    HappyDog{㋡ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸ ᵈᵃʸ☂} Premium Member about 4 years ago

    It’s like the speedometer in my BMW; it’s always wrong but in the right direction.

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    William Bednar Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Is this a sort of a homage to Fyodor Dostoevsky?

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    SusieB  about 4 years ago

    Trump said it was so, and his supporters, of course, believed him.

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    nosirrom  about 4 years ago

    It may have been that 2+2=5 for a few brief moments but 7 × 13 still equals 28


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    Bruce1253  about 4 years ago

    2+2=4 because we say it does. We have built an internally consistent edifice based on that which seems to work. But it is based on unprovable assumptions. 2+2=Green could have also served as the foundation.

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    Jest Phulin  about 4 years ago

    2.4 + 2.4 = 4.8. round(2.4) + round(2.4) = round(4.8) → 2+2 = 5. What’s the problem? :)

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    Bob. Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Hey finance guy, what is 2 plus 2. Ans. What do you want it to be..

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    banjinshiju  about 4 years ago

    Liberals were trying to balance the budget and increase spending.

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