Man: I'm sorry, candy corn is out of season. Can I interest you in some candy bok choy?
She could go with:(A): “Lettuce see……Maybe if you ‘sweeten the deal’ a little….” – or (B): “How fresh is your candied squash?”
How ’bout yams?
Would this actually surprise anybody?
Sorry, no candy corn, but here are some crayons and candles that you can chew on.
Mmmmm…. candied radishes…. gurgle.
November 07, 2013