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F Minus by Tony Carrillo for February 12, 2013

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  almost 9 years ago

    Eww.

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    Mihir Asher Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    This answers so many questions …

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    pouncingtiger  almost 9 years ago

    This is why I don’t get popcorn at the movies.

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    el8  almost 9 years ago

    Gross violation of the 5 second rule.

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    pcolli  almost 9 years ago

    Surely nobody believes spilt stuff gets thrown away? Just think of fast food outlets.

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    psychlady  almost 9 years ago

    I’m glad I can’t remember the last time I bought movie popcorn.

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    flagfly  almost 9 years ago

    OHHHHHH GROOOSSS…

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    Rumpole1963  almost 9 years ago

    People think that I don’t eat popcorn at movie theaters because it’s overpriced. Here’s the real reason. Thanks for providing photographic proof.

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    abbatis  almost 9 years ago

    Didn’t I see that episode of Mystery Diners?

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    ryankerwin  almost 9 years ago

    How convenient – a popcorn machine right there in the auditorium! And the popcorn comes with experience!

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    So… that’s why their popcorn is so much more flavorful that the competitions!

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    oo…and the kernels with butter on them hold on to the various types of debris from the floor so much better than the non buttered onesSince ,at the movies, popcorn is consumed in the dark, then you are unaware of the degree of flotsam you shoving into your mouth

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    William Bednar Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Is it any wonder that a certain fast food chain uses a “clown” as it’s spokesperson? That “clown” is laughing at YOU!

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    Auntie Socialist  almost 9 years ago

    Reuse, Recycle, Replace.

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    N2GJGerry  almost 9 years ago

    Waste not, want not…

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    hardcoreparkour4  almost 9 years ago

    THEATER BOARD MEETING

    Person #1: “Hey guys, I know how we can make our cinema get more money! How about we charge $4 for a box of candy and $5 for a bag of popcorn, and we can raise the price 25 cents for every other person who buys it!”

    Person #2: Hey! That’s a great idea!

    Person #3: I was thinking we could sweep up the popcorn that falls on the floor, and then put it back in the box to give back to the people!

    Person #4: Hey! How about we do both! Then, we can save money and make more money at the same time!

    I strongly believe that this really happened.

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    hardcoreparkour4  almost 9 years ago

    my economics teacher told us that once, she saw someone grilling burgers at a fast food resterant, and he dropped a burger on the floor on accident, but picked it up, looked around, and put it back on the grill.

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    vldazzle  almost 9 years ago

    The more I see behind the scenes, the more I’m glad to prepare everything from scratch.

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    jmcx4  almost 9 years ago

    Haha. Did you try the salad before you left? The words most heard in a restaurant when food is dropped is, “How bout that? Fell right on a napkin!”

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    jmcx4  almost 9 years ago

    Sticky floors.

    I just thought of that theatre that Pee Wee Herman got arrested in. Eeww.

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    boldyuma  almost 9 years ago

    When I was little I was Dads helper on the weekends.

    After a hard week working dad would send me to the

    kitchen to fetch food, drinks, whatever needed as he relaxed..

    I was mad at him one day for some reason and he asked me to get some Iced Tea..I went to the kitchen, poured the tea,and got ice for the glass..I dropped a few ice cubes by thedog dish(we had a sloppy/hairy dog)..I smiled to myself,picked the cubes off the floor and put them in dads drink.After a few minutes I heard him sputter in the next room.I wasn’t mad anymore…

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    Keith Messamer  almost 9 years ago

    This is why you shouldn’t be a slob when eating popcorn.

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    HankTheSock  almost 9 years ago

    What the heck, are you serious? Hahaha this strip was the best one I read so far today. Although, I don’t think I’ll ever eat at that movie theater, or ever buy popcorn again…

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    Darryl Heine  almost 9 years ago

    VOMITROCIOUS!

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    hayscd  almost 9 years ago

    I knew it!

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