Man: Actually Billy, dolphins aren't fish, they're reptiles.
Oh Billy has a wonderful life ahead of him. Perhaps in government…
No, wait, Billy, dolphins ARE fish, it’s sharks that are reptiles.
I see this happen all the time—and the wrongest are always the loudest.
Related note: just returned from Disney. Two often heard dumb questions:1-What time is the 3:00 parade?2-All I see are “Guest Entrances.” Where do you go in if you paid for your ticket?
Konrad – got that beat. I go in Disney with my service dog, Amy. She’s a Newfie. From the time we’re in the very first line, people start lining up to pet/get their photo taken with the dog, assuming she is an attraction. The mrs gets a bit peeved, but Amy handles it with aplomb. But the folks at Disney never give us a free ticket for being cast-members. :- (
That certainly DOES earn him an F- ;-)
No one’s noted how he has reptile dysfunction?
Porpoises are part of the toothed whales (only the sperm whale is huge). Dolphins are imprecise, being applied to porpoises, dorado (fish), and stout poles in the water marking a channel.
Do you think people can tell my abs are implants?
My uncles did this kind of stuff to their little sister on purpose. “D-O-G spells cat.” She is actually a really smart adult now and has a great sense of humor.
ranger: That is child abuse! If you can survive that, you have to turn out well.
They’re actually birds.
uhm, Dolphins are a mammal. A marine mammal like whales.
That dad is a go-comics subscriber
We’v all met them: often in error, never in doubt.
Cause of that misinformation, Billy’s going to searching for a porpoise in life.
wow that kids dad just made the name reptiles for dolphins like really how nice for his dad to say that
Dolphins are ichthyosaurs.
A friend of mine is a biology professor. Her 11 yr old daughter came home from school one day and said, “Mom, you have to go see my teacher tomorrow. I got in trouble because I told her bats are mammals.” “So? That’s what they are. Why did you get in trouble for that?” “Because she swears they’re birds.” “That’s not funny!” “No, mom, it’s true though.”
And it was. The teacher was convinced that bats are birds, and became very angry when my friend’s daughter insisted they are mammals.
the better line would be ’mr know-it-all-wrong"
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