Because he’s a big wig. He has minions like you two for most of the paper work.
… and this is why you’ll never have a large desk.
Because the people at them are so efficient!
I wonder if his feet knocked the little plaque on the floor which said: The Buck Stops with YOU
All I can figure is that allows them to be used as a bed. :)
Or the desks are for the feet, or the ego