The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for July 20, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 3 months ago

    It’s called “Left-handed blonde barflies”

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    sirbadger  3 months ago

    In order to be a male Taylor Swift, you need to be more attractive and wear lots of sequins.

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    ralphb  3 months ago

    I wrote a song about a sandwich… Well, it’s more of a wrap really.

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    NRHAWK Premium Member 3 months ago

    Great, now I ‘ve got Willie Nelson’s “To All the Girls I’ve Loved Before” stuck in my head. Might as well put the album on.

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    Strawberry King  3 months ago

    Instead of being another Taylor Swift, why don’t you be like the singer from R.E.M.?

    Like instead of “The One I Love,” how about singing a song called “The Ones I Annoy”?

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    ChessPirate  3 months ago

    The Cast cleaned out their entire supply of Plaster…

    ˘つ☜

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    win.45mag  3 months ago

    His tour, though, would be called the Hephaestus Tour.

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    ComicLover2 Premium Member 3 months ago

    If she broke his nose, it should be a police report, not a song.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  3 months ago

    Should be a rowdy drinking song.

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    Knightman Premium Member 3 months ago

    Yup…Love to Bash Your Nose!!!

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    cactusbob333  3 months ago

    All the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put that nose back together again. It would take a village.

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    christelisbetty  3 months ago

    Where are you going to find a famous female football player to date ?

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    dbrucepm  3 months ago

    Donna Summer rewrite, Love to Bash You Baby

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  3 months ago

    He wants to write a song that has the right hook to it.

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    prrdh  3 months ago

    That raises the question of how much of that nose is scar tissue.

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    cuzinron47  3 months ago

    And you can go by the name Eno Not-so-swift.

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    the lost wizard  3 months ago

    Let’s snot talk about broken noses. :)

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