The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for January 20, 2022

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    Imagine  7 months ago

    More like “unfortunate” cookies.

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    Knightman Premium Member 7 months ago


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    Little Caesar  7 months ago

    “If you have Medicare…..”

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    sheilag  7 months ago

    The scammers are getting lazy…

    One called yesterday and I picked up but didn’t say anything. I could hear the gravely voiced guy on the other end saying “Yeah, I’m gonna try this one now!”

    Call ended and blocked. Lazy. ;-)

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    bbenoit  7 months ago

    On a hike last Summer another party approached from the other direction. Immediately on seeing us one one-armed guy called out, “There you are, we’ve been looking for you!” My first impression was there was problem, perhaps someone was hurt. Then he said, “This is about the warranty on your new car”. After a chuckle I responded “Rachel, there you are. There’s something I promised myself I’d say to you if we ever met”. The rest is edited for inappropriate content… :)

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    Znox11  7 months ago

    I answered one of these one time and kept them on the phone for about 15 minutes. I said, " That’s great because I need a warranty on my car, it’s been sitting in the back yard for about 15 years and won’t run." The young lady asked me what year and model was my car. I told her it was a 1957 Ford Fairlane, after a long pause she passed me to her supervisor. After I talked to him for awhile about how I could get a warranty on my car, he began to get agitated because I guess I was wasting their time. The call ended when I said, “Hey you are the ones who called me.”

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Actually, that’s not a bad idea. Fortune cookie advertising. I like it.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  7 months ago

    “Your pet dog is planning to eat you.”

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    Ken Norris Premium Member 7 months ago

    “Help! I’m being held captive in a fortune cookie factory!…”

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    po'dawg Premium Member 7 months ago

    Great! Now I have to get out in the cold to get lunch.

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    KEA  7 months ago

    About ½ the spam phone calls I get are about extended car warranties. Most of the other ½ are about problems with my “Windows operating system”… but I’ve never in my life used Windows (on my own machines)… makes me wonder if people without cars get calls about car warranties.

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    Plods with ...™ Premium Member 7 months ago

    We’re covering a foyer wall in antique boards. That’s going to be under it in marker.

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    Impkins & Patsnozzle Premium Member 7 months ago

    Fang’s fortune said “Drink More Beer.” Now if that glass would just stay put. burp. :)

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    cuzinron47  7 months ago

    They’re everywhere, they’re everywhere!

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 7 months ago

    Extreme LOLs here!!!!!

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