Some guys do’t like beer. Some like scotch and some like fruity drinks with little umbrellas in them. And then there are those who don’t indulge at all…on purpse.
Can’t swear to this, but it rings true: Frank Sinatra took a break between sets in Vegas. A stage hand walked out and handed him a glass of Jack Daniels. Sinatra took a sip and said to the audience, I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s the best they will feel all day.
GROG Premium Member 6 months ago
Some guys do’t like beer. Some like scotch and some like fruity drinks with little umbrellas in them. And then there are those who don’t indulge at all…on purpse.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow 6 months ago
Yeah, but that’s only guys that are too lazy to hold them by themselves… As in that Beatles tune:
Baby can you hold my beer?
Yes, I am a pain in rear
Hold it higher and come near
Pat my back till I burp
William Bednar Premium Member 6 months ago
Dang, he’s right! I’m not holding a beer!
Ubintold 6 months ago
Beer is the answer, but I forgot the question.
Knightman Premium Member 6 months ago
braaaaap!!!
Doug Taylor Premium Member 6 months ago
Impkins & Patsnozzle gonna love today’s strip!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 6 months ago
Yeah. “All those starving kids in China would love that broccoli.” I think we sent to much of that food we wouldn’t eat as kids to China.
Zen-of-Zinfandel 6 months ago
Elvin understands the big “pitcher.”
JoshHere 6 months ago
That’s a depressing thought
schaefer jim 6 months ago
Yeah there is always someone to mess up your speech if it is not slurred!
cuzinron47 6 months ago
He only has to look at you Eno to feel better.
raybarb44 6 months ago
A lot of us……
tjason910 6 months ago
true
Buckaroobanzai 6 months ago
well I’m not one of them
cor_en_fa 5 months ago
Can’t swear to this, but it rings true: Frank Sinatra took a break between sets in Vegas. A stage hand walked out and handed him a glass of Jack Daniels. Sinatra took a sip and said to the audience, I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s the best they will feel all day.