The Duplex by Glenn McCoy and Gary McCoy for November 23, 2020


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    Boots at the Boar Premium Member 5 months ago

    All the employers in town contract with the same clinic to do their drug testing. This led to the absurdity of having to go give a sample twice in one day when I had 2 interviews in the same day. They couldn’t use my test from 4 hours ago because I might of used drugs in those 4 hours.

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    GROG Premium Member 5 months ago

    That was not a request.

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    whenlifewassimpler  5 months ago

    Eno no blood sample no job!

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    Meg, Apropos of Nothing  5 months ago

    For one job, I needed to leave a urine sample on my birthday. I mentioned this to the lady taking samples. She said “are you doing anything special for your birthday?” I said “are we done?” She said yes, and I said “do drugs!”

    She did not have a sense of humour.

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    Knightman Premium Member 5 months ago

    Duh!!! Eno, pee-in-container not drink it!!!

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 5 months ago

    Welcome to the 6 o’clock news. I’m your anchor Pierre because my bladder’s empty.

    (Colin Mochrie}

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 5 months ago

    I have taken plenty of whiz quiz’s in my life and I still feel it’s to invasive. However, I’m willing to trade some pee for a paycheck.

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    P51Strega  5 months ago

    OK, this really hurts Eno can get hired, why not me? I’ve gone to round 3 or 4 interviewing at each of 4 companies since October and they all ended up selecting someone else.

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    Jeffin Premium Member 5 months ago

    Stuff makes my teeth yellow.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  5 months ago

    ‘Thank you for your time’.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  5 months ago

    What’s with the high concentration of malted barley?

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    Ratkin  5 months ago

    Urine luck, Eno! A job offer.

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    martynhappyone  5 months ago

    I hospital I worked for in a very large city started doing their own drug testing. They turned that into a revenue stream by selling the service to other Corporations. Refusal to take the tests was considered a Positive and a mandatory firing.

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    KEA  5 months ago

    If English was not so imprecise, cartoonists would have a much more challenging job.

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    raybarb44  5 months ago

    I told my stpson once that a hair samp,e can reveak recent marijuana and other drug use

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    raybarb44  5 months ago

    and he shaved his head for his job interview the next day…..

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    Another Take  5 months ago

    AND… the job offer is withdrawn

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    cuzinron47  5 months ago

    They’re also gonna stick a swab up you nose to take a sample of your brain.

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    Impkins & Patsnozzle Premium Member 5 months ago

    A urine specimen??? What is it?

    Just pee in a bottle!

    So I says, says I, well shite in your hat!

    And the fight was on!! :>)

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member 5 months ago

    Eno’s urine is probably 100 percent pure pale ale.

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    TazzTec  5 months ago

    “Human Resources” just sounds so… inhuman.

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