Eno: “Enjoy your unemployment.”
The insult is your hair-do!!!
They had different needs and desires… passing for a moment, like chips in the guac.
The you should have stayed home.
Worked a county fair family food booth for 10 years. I was the resident smart-@$$.
The fair grounds were in a relatively affluent town and my comments were sometimes commented on by the locals. My response?:
“People come to the fair to ride the rides, eat the food and get insulted. I can provide 2 out of 3. It’s a good day.”
No ? Where do you usually go ?
You can’t BUY beer. You can only RENT it.
Former job was a postal clerk.
Why do ugly people think they have the right to insult someone else?
She’s ready to move to the complaint department.
Hey, she’s just getting started!
Obvious: Excuse me. Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?
Meteorological: Everybody take cover. She’s going to blow.
Fashionable: You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger. Like … Wyoming.
Personal: Well, here we are. Just the three of us.
Envious: Oooo, I wish I were you. Gosh. To be able to smell your own ear.
Philosophical: You know. It’s not the size of a nose that’s important. It’s what’s in it that matters.
Humorous: Laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze and it’s goodbye Seattle.
Commercial: Hi, I’m Earl Schibe, and I can paint that nose for $39.95.
Polite: Ah. Would you mind not bobbing your head. The orchestra keeps changing tempo.
Melodic: Everybody! “He’s got the whole world in his nose.”
Complementary: You must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on.
Scientific: Say, does that thing there influence the tides.
Obscure: Oh, I’d hate to see the grindstone.
Inquiry: When you stop to smell the flowers, are they afraid?
[Edited from “Roxanne” with Steve Martin]
[Walking out without paying] It appears you came here to restock these groceries.
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