The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for December 22, 2016
eno: I'm watching a remake of "how the Grinch stole Christmas". Fang: How is it? Eno: In this version, the whos in Whoville form a vigilante mob and beat the #*$*@ out of the Grinch before taking back their stuff. Fang: Leave it to Hollywood. Eno: Arnold Schwarzenegger plays little Cindy Lou who's dad. Fang: I'm outta here.