The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for November 15, 2004
Transcript:
Fang: Hello? Army surplus? Do you have tear-gas canisters? You DO have tear-gas canisters? How much are your tear-gas canisters? Uh-huh. I see. Are your tear-gas canisters guaranteed? Oh, wait. Never mind. He's out of the bathroom. Eno: I wasn't in there that long!!