The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for June 29, 1998
Woman: So you say the reason you're late for our blind date is because you got held up at your job? Eno: Yep. Woman: And you're a financial consultant for fortune 500 companies? Eno: That's right. Woman: So can you explain the paper 'trainee' hat you're wearing? Eno: Huh?...ha ha ! Those crazy jokesters in my office!