The Duplex by Glenn McCoy and Gary McCoy for April 19, 1998
Woman: Can I help whoever's next? Boy: Yeah. I'll take a large mocha swirl and a cheese bagel. Eno: Hey!! That guy cut right in front of me! I was standing in here ten minutes before he even came in. Eno: He had to have seen me!! Did he think I was standing here waiting for a bus?? I should say something! Eno: He knows he cut in front of me! What a jerk! Why don't I speak up?! Eno: Great!! He got the last cheese bagel!! I wanted a cheese bagel!! I'm tired of being a wimp!! I feel like my head's going to explode. I'm so angry- I don't know what I'll do!! Boy: Dang! I left my wallet in the car. Hey shorty, can you loan me a fiver? Eno: Five ones okay?