The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for October 29, 1996
Transcript:
Fang: Eno! That fox terrier is doing my routine! He stole my routine!! Eno: Calm down. Calm down. We'll just go to plan B. Fang: Plan b? Eno: Sure. I'll play some of my favorite John Tesh songs on harmonica while you do an interpretive freeform dance routine! Fang: I hope there's a plan C. Eno: Yeah. You put on a ski mask an bash that mutt on the knee with this lead pipe.